like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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