Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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