He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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