You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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