Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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