Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
this hospital has no fireball
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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