So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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