Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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