he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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