we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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