After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
