How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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