I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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