The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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