New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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