So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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