It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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