Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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