At least make sure they are 18
Why
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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