help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Randomize
