Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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