I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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