How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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