Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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