the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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