Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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