Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i would punch a child for taco bell
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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