You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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