Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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