I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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