its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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