My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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