i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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