I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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