Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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