dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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