your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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