Don't you send me to vm
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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