I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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