My nipple is on Facebook.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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