you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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