He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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