talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
