i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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