super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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