Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Michael Bay diarrhea
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
