I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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