is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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