i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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