best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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